Nice shoes, let's make-out♥

davestridersdirtydreams:

sassy-gay-karkat:

shuumpregwithryuujisbaby:

hussies-prostate:

funimationentertainment:

3armsally:

tavros-chan:

hotfudgetsundere:

Lo! Who is that, stalking over the candy store! It isHotfudgetsundere, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a booming cry, her voice cometh:

“I’m going to pulverize you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and add a notch to my bedpost!!!”

THE BEST

Sprinting across the cliffs, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Tavros-chan! And she gives a mighty scream:

“I’m going to brutalize you into the danger zone!!”

Skulking through the icy wasteland, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh 3armsally! And she gives a cruel roar:

“I’m going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!”

holy shit

Yea, verily: Who is that, running out of the cliffs! It isFunimationentertainment, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She bellows apocalyptically:

“I’m going to clobber you past the point of no return!!!”

Hark! Who is that, skulking along the candy store! It is Hussies-prostate, hands clutching a meaty axe! He cries ominously:

“I’m going to brutalize you so utterly, Buddha will explode!”

o

Sprinting along the steppes, wielding buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Shuumpregwithryuujisbaby! And she gives a gutteral grunt:

“I’m going to pummel you so hard, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!”

holla

Who is that, running amidst the tarmac! It is Sassy-gay-karkat, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She howls thunderously:

“I’m going to spank you so forcibly, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!!”

omfg

Prowling along the icy wasteland,cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar,cometh Davestridersdirtydreams!

And she gives a booming bellow: “I’m going to contort you beyond mortal comprehension, then steal your lederhosen!!”

Lo! Who is that, stalking along the plains! It is Ashley Pummill, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with an ominous scream, her voice cometh:

“I’m going to use you like a hand puppet!!”

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